{"id":502,"date":"2014-09-02T18:28:44","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T18:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/?p=502"},"modified":"2016-05-05T20:12:31","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T20:12:31","slug":"important-piece-advice-dealing-office-machines-never-let-anything-mechanical-know-hurry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/important-piece-advice-dealing-office-machines-never-let-anything-mechanical-know-hurry\/","title":{"rendered":"A Most Important Piece Of Advice For Dealing With Your Office Machines\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry!!<\/p>\n<p>Does every task you start to do with your office appliance seem to be failing? Are your <a title=\"copier\" href=\"http:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/categoryall\/348\/14\/Copiers\" target=\"_blank\">copiers<\/a>\u00a0and <a title=\"printers\" href=\"http:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/categoryall\/360\/29\/Printers\" target=\"_blank\">printers<\/a> wasting your time instead of saving you time? And do you suspect there must be something more to know? Well then, it must be time to read this blog post for some enlightenment and practical advice.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/pic-4-blog-3.png\" alt=\"pic 4 blog 3\" width=\"180\" height=\"255\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Diagnosis of Problem:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">There is a special circuit in every machine called a \u201cmood detector\u201d which senses the operator\u2019s emotional state of how desperate he or she is to use the machine and how pressured the user is for time. The \u201cmood detector\u201d then creates a malfunction proportionate to the desperation of the operator. Threatening the machine with violence only aggravates the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine may cause it to also malfunction. They belong to the same union.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>So, instructions to repair:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Switch the machine off<\/li>\n<li>Take a ten minute break<\/li>\n<li>Fix yourself a drink, preferably a strong coffee\u2026sip it slowly!<\/li>\n<li>Calmly return to your machine<\/li>\n<li>Keep cool and say nice things to it<\/li>\n<li>Restart the copier\u2026<\/li>\n<li>Try again!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For best results follow the instructions carefully\u2026. Nothing else seems to work!!<\/p>\n<p>If all the above fails, call the mechanic.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry!! Does every task you start to do with your office appliance seem to be failing? Are your copiers\u00a0and printers wasting your time instead of saving you time? And do you suspect there must be something more to know? Well then, it must be time to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[136,49],"tags":[157,159,56,6,158,161,162,20,156,160],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":810,"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions\/810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/copyfaxes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}